{"id":5057,"date":"2019-12-14T11:14:54","date_gmt":"2019-12-14T16:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/?p=5057"},"modified":"2019-12-14T11:14:54","modified_gmt":"2019-12-14T16:14:54","slug":"word-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/2019\/12\/14\/word-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Word fun"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Nolan made these up &#8211; he&#8217;s been channeling Grandpa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Q: What is the most popular sport in northern Spain?<br>A: Basquetball<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>There was a shy pebble who wished he was a little boulder.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>If someone could reverse the process of making wine, it would be GRAPE!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>I could tell you the joke of the broken pencil. Never mind &#8230; it&#8217;s pointless.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Q: What do you call a snowman in spring? <br>A: Puddle!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Someone stole all my lamps. I should be upset, but I&#8217;m deLIGHTed  \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Q: Why couldn&#8217;t the bike stand up?<br>A: Because it was two tired.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nolan made these up &#8211; he&#8217;s been channeling Grandpa. Q: What is the most popular sport in northern Spain?A: Basquetball There was a shy pebble who wished he was a little boulder. If someone could reverse the process of making wine, it would be GRAPE! I could tell you the joke of the broken pencil. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5057"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5057\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}