{"id":4925,"date":"2019-12-02T20:19:57","date_gmt":"2019-12-03T01:19:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/?p=4925"},"modified":"2019-12-02T20:19:57","modified_gmt":"2019-12-03T01:19:57","slug":"fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/2019\/12\/02\/fire\/","title":{"rendered":"Fire!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>While in the shower tonight, I heard a lot of yelling accompanied by thumping (their feet as they ran) by the kids. Based on how long it went on for, I figured they were playing a game. In any case, I didn&#8217;t rush out as Neil was in the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_2605-e1575335673594.jpg?w=1032&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4927\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Big fat WRONG!! He was outside frantically cleaning up for the last yard-waste collection of the year. Nolan had heated up the pot to make popcorn. When he dumped in the coconut oil &#8230;. well, you can guess what happened. Inferno!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The yelling and feet thumping were them racing to find Neil with shouts of &#8220;Fire! Daddy FIRE!!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Note to selves: kids are only allowed to make popcorn with direct adult supervision.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Neil&#8217;s aside: Notice they called for &#8220;Daddy&#8221;, not &#8220;Mummy&#8221;. They know who makes the fire and who puts it out \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While in the shower tonight, I heard a lot of yelling accompanied by thumping (their feet as they ran) by the kids. Based on how long it went on for, I figured they were playing a game. In any case, I didn&#8217;t rush out as Neil was in the house. Big fat WRONG!! He was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4927,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_2605-e1575335673594-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1922&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4925\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agaaga.khoolbrew.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}