Nolan made these up – he’s been channeling Grandpa.
Q: What is the most popular sport in northern Spain?
A: Basquetball
There was a shy pebble who wished he was a little boulder.
If someone could reverse the process of making wine, it would be GRAPE!
I could tell you the joke of the broken pencil. Never mind … it’s pointless.
Q: What do you call a snowman in spring?
A: Puddle!
Someone stole all my lamps. I should be upset, but I’m deLIGHTed 🙂
Q: Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
A: Because it was two tired.
Funny boy. Does standup pay more than your day job?